Person: I hate musicals

Person: They're so gay

Me:

Person:

Me:

Cop: Can you tell me what happened?

Me: He ran into my knife.

Me: He ran into my knife ten times.

Ensemble out of nowhere: HE HAD IT COMIN'

coffeepeople:

shout out to the people who text me because i have no life and you all get to see my terrible autocorrects and pictures of cats.