Person: I hate musicals
Person: They're so gay
Cop: Can you tell me what happened?
Me: He ran into my knife.
Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
Ensemble out of nowhere: HE HAD IT COMIN'
"Don’t let people treat you like a cigarette, they only use you when they’re bored and step on you when they’re done. Be like drugs, let them die for you."-
favourite quote of all the time.. never not gonna reblogg this